September 2011
1 tag
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
this has been a post
Just so you know
bitches-be-all-over-batman:
Wait...so who's the man in the relationship?
lgbtlaughs:
My aunt: Hey Jim! This is my wife Jane!
Jim: Wait…you two are married?
Jane: Yup, thats right.
Jim: So who’s the man?
My aunt: there isn’t one..
Jane: That’s kinda the point.
[via procrastinating-queen]
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
dearprongs:
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS!
I Wish This Every Single Day.
yourfavoritehippie93:
Reblog if…
you wish we had Quidditch instead of football,
you wish we were sorted by houses instead of how popular we are,
you wish there was a Yule Ball instead of Prom,
you wish you could cast a spell to make all the bad things in life go away,
you wish the mail was delivered by owls instead of mailmen,
you wish you could have put your name in The Goblet...
balwah:
Monday:
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Friday:
Saturday:
Sunday:
“Did we have homework?”
