March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...
– Unknown (via fawun)
Ellen Degeneres for President.
"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
incredadele:
i will get NONE
I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...
– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay
By George, Clooney’s Got Us | Current Issue | The Advocate
(via apsies)