wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay By George, Clooney’s Got Us | Current Issue | The Advocate (via apsies)